Via archy, who got it from TBogg, who got it from Sisyphus Shrugged, it's...
The 2004 Bulwer-Lytton winners. Read 'em and howl.
....Howl like a prematurely aging shih-tsu with a too-tight red silk bow tied in its forelock by an embarrassingly doting owner, causing it discomfort and an appearance if possible a little more than ordinarily like a mop -- the old-fashioned kind of string mop, none of your modern-day synthetic sponge mops that don't really pick up the lint but just push it around, do you know what I mean, except that it might look a little more like a sheepskin rug, especially when howling with full vigour...
...ah, never mind, go read the website. It's better. Or worse, depending how you look at it.
Posted by Martha Bridegam at July 21, 2004 10:45 PM