December 21, 2004

The Grinch Meets American Digest

And what happened then...?
Well...in Horizon they say
The Anti-Holmes’ small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
He clicked on a passage the Allport provided
Finding a file sure to make Holmes fans delighted
And he brought back the news! This Anti-Holmes fink!
And he…
...HE HIMSELF...!
The Crank published the link!

Posted by Bobby Farouk at December 21, 2004 06:47 AM
Comments

I don't get it. Nor do I get American Digest. Is the guy feeling alright? I did appreciate the link to the story about the beheaded French nurses, though. That's what they used to call "class".

Posted by: Alan Hogue at December 21, 2004 09:47 AM

Oh man. I didn't see the link. Are these quotes real?

Posted by: Alan Hogue at December 21, 2004 09:57 AM

Now that's a good question. We'll have to leave the answer to the Holmesophiles.

Posted by: Bobby Farouk at December 21, 2004 10:04 AM

"Trevor was the only man I knew, and that only through the accident of his bull terrier freezing on to my ankle one morning as I went down to chapel."

Can't be!

Posted by: Alan Hogue at December 21, 2004 10:17 AM