December 01, 2005

Cavalcade of Bad Nativities

'Tis the season


(Via Amy Welborn)

Posted by Ben Brumfield at December 1, 2005 08:05 PM
Comments

Somebody call Bill O'Reilly, the ducks are stealing Christmas.

OK, ok, I can give up being a political sourpuss long enough to say it's adorable.

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at December 2, 2005 01:48 PM

Oh wow, brilliant. This website gets my Best Random Quotation Taken Out of Context Award for:

"This is a very depressing nativity, and the fiber optics only make it worse."

Honorable mention:

"fiber optic holiness indicators"

Hm. That last is up there with "your newspaper reading cat".

Posted by: Alan Hogue at December 2, 2005 02:48 PM

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my fiber optic Jeezus.

The cat, btw, has moved up to computer programming:

http://home.pacbell.net/mabjo/martha.html#1080

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at December 2, 2005 06:33 PM

If you get a chance, check out her "Angels We Have Heard Are High" section and marvel at the Thomas Kinkade Jesus figurine.

Posted by: Ben Brumfield at December 2, 2005 07:01 PM

Wow. Stick a rotating beacon on his head, plant him on the Maine seacoast, send Rudolph to pick up the Wise Men, and tell 'em to turn left at Greenland.

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at December 2, 2005 10:48 PM