January 06, 2007

Well, two six-word stories anyway

Joel condensed an earlier "short-short" to six words: "In Murphy's bed, everything went wrong."

Here's my first try: "I think I'll keep the house."

Yours?

Posted by Martha Bridegam at January 6, 2007 08:34 PM
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"Do you want a bigger..."
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Posted by: Ben Brumfield at January 8, 2007 10:14 AM

"Whiskey is not your enemy, son."

(Joel claims an assist on this one.)

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at January 8, 2007 08:38 PM

Sequel to the previous, from J:

"Went for beer, never came back."

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at January 8, 2007 08:51 PM

From the New Year's Day Garchik column in the San Francisco Chronicle: "[I've] never knowingly paid for sex."

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at January 8, 2007 10:11 PM

Sorry Martha, but that last one beats our feeble efforts easily.

Posted by: Ben Brumfield at January 9, 2007 04:50 AM

She smiled wanly. "Remove the tube."

Posted by: AC at January 11, 2007 08:07 AM

"Mind if I smoke?"

"Sign here."

Posted by: Alan Hogue at January 16, 2007 08:27 PM

"Ignore the moans of the suffering"

(From a conversation with a batchelor friend of mine)

Posted by: Ben Brumfield at January 18, 2007 06:44 PM